Today we went to Sam's Club and spent less than three dollars. I have the receipt to prove it. We bought one, count it, one, gallon of milk.
Why, you ask, would one, who is mere days away from having a baby, take two small children out to buy one gallon of milk? It was purely for entertainment. Sad, I know.
Yes folks, that is how desperate we can get around here when the weather is so cold.