Or printed on a t-shirt.
I'll give you one guess as to who wears this shirt.
Yup. That's right. Little Man.
And here is the proof that this shirt should belong to him.
This is Little Man attempting to squeeze between the stair posts ON THE SECOND FLOOR. And that is why you see a piece of wood fastened to the post.
Before his daddy attached the wood, Little Man was able to squeeze half his little body through the posts. Then he screamed because (thankfully) he couldn't get the rest of his torso through the posts.
Ah, the mind of a two-year-old boy is fascinating, and I must say, a bit foolish.
It's no wonder my daily prayers for this little guy focus so much on safety. And, of course, that he'd grow in wisdom.