I noticed the bathroom door was locked and I was fairly certain I saw my son walk in the room several minutes earlier. I knocked and asked if he was okay. He said he was and emerged a few minutes later with a smile on his face and a jar of pistachios in his hand.
"It took a long time because I was eating these," he said as he held up the jar.
"You were eating while going to the bathroom?" I asked a little surprised. (Though you'd think I'd learn to expect these things by now.)
"Yes," he answered.
"That's gross," I told him.
"Why?" he asked sounding confused.
I chuckled and shook my head while making a mental note to explain to him why eating in the bathroom is a bad idea. I'll do that as soon as the incident stops making me laugh. Kids are so silly!