Because I Can't Make this Stuff Up!

     I noticed the bathroom door was locked and I was fairly certain I saw my son walk in the room several minutes earlier.  I knocked and asked if he was okay.  He said he was and emerged a few minutes later with a smile on his face and a jar of pistachios in his hand.
     "It took a long time because I was eating these," he said as he held up the jar. 
     "You were eating while going to the bathroom?" I asked a little surprised.  (Though you'd think I'd learn to expect these things by now.)
     "Yes," he answered.
      "That's gross," I told him.
       "Why?" he asked sounding confused.
        I chuckled and shook my head while making a mental note to explain to him why eating in the bathroom is a bad idea.  I'll do that as soon as the incident stops making me laugh.  Kids are so silly!

1 comment:

Mid-Life Mother said...

LOL! A familiar scenario. One time my son came out of the men's room, my dad asked him if he washed his hands. He said, "no, i had my gloves on." Pop Pop couldn't argue with that logic and just laughed:)